Truth in Advertising
These are a series of actual ads
run for BUTCH Petfood which ran in some Australian Magazines and postcards.
This is what Fosters will do to your brain...
 

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Mandarin Airlines
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
for choosing to fly Mandarin Airlines. As we taxi out to the runway please
make yourself comfortable.
For those of you sitting on the
right side of the plane, please ignore our, er... um... airliner.
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Dead Dog
You quiero another seat,
please.
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Bastardcard
For everything else, there's Bastardcard...
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Lock the door
A whole new meaning to coitus interuptus.
With friends like these...
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What an ass
Talk about working your ass off...
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Good Advice
This is the best advice I think
I've ever seen on a T-shirt
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Effects
of Alcohol
Well, here you go. Girl-beer-goggles
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Biker
Shirt
This one speaks
for itself
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Pork
Only in Europe...
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Friggit
Key
The newest Windows feature
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Titanic
The lost Titanic scene
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Baby
with Attitude
Man, this kid is learning early.
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Blow
Fish
The title says it all.
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Matador
You know, I bet this hurts. Take
special care to read the caption
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Scary
Mouse
I've had this one forever, and it's
one of my favorites. I don't know why -- it's just hilarious.
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Witch
Don't drink and fly.
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Santa
How to tell if you've been bad.
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Poor
Composition
This is photocopied DIRECTLY from
some religious text. For fear of being sent straight to hell, I won't comment
-- but the artist needs to work on his/her composition.
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